"Allah's Warning Label – Infidel Edition Tee"
 
This shirt doesn’t come with a trigger warning. It is the trigger warning.
 
For the guy who:
Spent years getting paid to be the infidel they warned everyone about
Still has more confirmed prayers than confirmed kills (but the ratio is close)
Laughs when people say “religion of peace” while simultaneously checking his six
 
Front reads like a Middle Eastern wanted poster, back reads like your DD-214 bio. Wear it to the VA waiting room, the gun counter, or your next “interfaith dialogue” where everyone pretends they’re not sizing each other up.
 
Price: $19.99 Because freedom of speech is still cheaper than freedom of religion in some zip codes.
 
Grab it before the sensitivity readers try to rebrand it as “culturally insensitive athletic wear.” They warned you. You still showed up. Classic.
 
💀 Molon labe. Stay infidel.